Our country has fixed all of it’s problems, and it’s all because of Barack Obama. But one guy managed to miss all the reforms, and he gets filled in when he comes out of a coma.

Office job junkies are always betting on something. Football, baseball, and basketball usually come first. But this office has another idea, and this pool has dire consequences.

Out of all the jobs I’ve ever had, there’s always one person who doesn’t look right. Most of the time it’s obvious, but as you will see here, sometimes it can and will surprise you. Just be careful about what you say though.

John McCain is a true conservative. Well not really. He tends to lean more towards the centrist aspect of politics, and this video proves it. So if you want mixed policies made by an oldster, then get on board!

Looking for pieces of useless knowledge? Consult a snapple cap sometime. They have plenty of facts most people would never want to learn. But imagine for a second if finding these facts was your job. It may not be so fun.

There are a couple of things most people know about the Rolling Stones. One is Keith Richards is immortal. The other is Mick Jaggers stage performance. And just like Elvis, there are impersonators, but this guy takes them all to school.

Attention smokers, drinkers, and drug addicts! You no longer have to fear the repercussions that come with years of excessive substance abuse. All you gotta do is find a small asian and make them cry.

Even the most successful person can have problems in todays world when it comes to finding a good woman. Take Mason Stein for example. He’s got it all. A good job, nice car, lots of money, the works. But he lacks a good companion, and it’s not hard to figure out why.

I just found out yesterday that this show was never cancelled. No, Crossballs was taken off the air due to someone threatening to sue. That bastard. Now I have to enjoy Andy’s breakdown of people who litter via the intraweb. Looking at it in perspective, I can see why someone would sue. But they still suck out loud.

Ah yes, the glorious mad libs. Those things used to be hilarious as a kid, but have since lost their touch. However, this answering machine is rather humorous. Be careful though, because even the laughter can’t solve the original reason the call was made in the first place.