We all know Obama is capable of fixing things. He’s fixed the economy, health care, and the enviroment. Hell he’s even won the Nobel Peace Prize for his speeches alone. Ha. Yall thought I was an Obama supporter. But seriously folks this man can and will fix the wildfires in California. Seriously, he can fucking do it.

Should the government stop dumping money into a giant hole? Personally I don’t think so, but some people disagree. Meh, our opinion here at Sketchy Premise has no relevance. Let the pundits from The Onion form your opinion.