The media speculation of Sarah Palin has brought some stupid, meaningless stories. One is her daughter being pregnant. But no one has asked what her boyfriend has to say about it. This is his side.

The world has just gotten more unstable. Our alliance has lost one more, and we’re truly fucked, but it’s all good. We’ll bomb them eventually.And thanks to Mushharraf’s resignation, we are one step closer.

If you follow the news like I do, you’re an idiot. But you may have picked up on the story of John Edwards having an affair. What a piece of shit this guy is. Sorry, but I have always hated his so called southern twang.

I always knew as a kid that space camp was for chumps. It just seemed like it was for the smart kids, and while I was smart, I didn’t want anything to do with space camp. Now I know why. I would’ve had to fight the Russians. Random? Yes, very random.

With the election STILL going on, everybody is getting tired. The pundits have been calling on Hillary Clinton to drop out of the race. And she finally gave in. Or did she?