Here is another in Mike DeStefano’s new series, Mike DeStefano’s F’n Show. He talks about, recycling, emo kids, and words he made up.

10. Wishing everyone took them seriously.
9. Being sad about how other people arent as sad as they are sad.
8. Acting deep.
7. Being picked on by every other music genre, including polka &
     pan-flute players.
6. Looking like transvestites.
5. Talking about how various people ‘dont get it.’
4. Thinking their original.
3. Thinking about suicide.
2. Having strangers tell them they should consider suicide.
1. Sharpening knives they don’t cut themselves with.