It’s official. Basic Instructions is in the top five when it comes to comic strips. At least in my mind. Anyway here is a new one that explains how to beat a lie detector

How to mind manners is some advice that I need, but won’t take. It’s easier to be a lewd prick. That’s the cycle of life I live. But if you feel compelled to learn up on manners, this comic will teach you long time.

There’s a lot of speculation when it comes to the energy crisis. Do we drill more? Should we use wind power? It’s all a pain in the ass. Why can’t we see that the answer lies in something completely different?

Here’s a new comic that we just found called Basic Instructions. It’s pretty much self explanatory. All you gotta do is follow the instructions, and then you’re life will become everything you thought it’d be.

No, it’s not the trendy iPod we’re talking about here. It has something do to with an internet connection. Nonetheless, enjoy this humorous comic. Brought to you by the funny minds at XKCD.

Having a kid means putting forth a lot more responsibility. However, in some cases, there are aspects of them growing up that are out of our control. Kids teething used to be one, but no more.

XKCD is a comic I found kinda recently. I’m sure glad that I have stumble, because I’m pretty sure I stumble across this. Either way, this is one funny flippin web comic. Stay tuned for more of ‘em. (Speaking of Stumbling, don’t forget to stumble posts you like)

I’m always saying to people that I will continue to have a radical lifestyle, even when I’m old and senile. My only fear is my resources could run dry. Then I’ll have to resort to these measures.

Having GPS can be reliable, but if you’re a cheap ass then it’s not for you. That is unless you want to play a game every time you go somewhere. If you need to find something, just ask me. I’m a human GPS. Offer not good in any other state but Texas.