There comes a day when everyone wants to retire. It’s just a natural part of living the working life. But what if you spent your whole career committed to one thing as a bet against your co-workers? Or if you retirement dinner was more like a roast?

Ha, this is great. I always mock these stupid fucking college commercials when they come on, and college humor has been nice enough to put it in video form. My favorite line might be the last one.