So Obama rejected federal funding. Fine. He’ll just have to rely on the American public. Anyway here is that speech. Be on the lookout in the subtitles. It’s some really funny shit if you follow politics.

Barrack Hussein Obama is all the rage these days. Young, old, black, white (guilt) everybody loves him. So does the thoroughly corrupt Chicago political machine and radical muslims, but that’s neither here nor there.

Anyway, as it gets closer to picking which one of these mindless jackasses will lead our once great nation to a violent and painful death, the aforementioned mindless jackasses are picking their Vice Presidential nominations. Notice how I said Vice President instead of Veep. That is because I’m not a douche bag.

So Barrack Hussein Obama is going to announce his Vice Presidential candidate via text message. VIA TEXT MESSAGE. ?$?#@$? Are you fucking kidding me?

I swear to God, if there is another attempt by these political cocksuckers to appear hip, im going to coldcock Wolf Blitzer in his fucking face. This is a repeat of the YouTube debates. Get it? Debates on YouTube, cause we’re so hip, we use “The YouTube.” What a clearly-foreseeable disaster that on-air-abortion was.

What’s next, you elitist-while-trying-not-to-be-elitist motherfucker?

“Be on the look out guys, I’m gunna Twit my veep nomination from my Sony Ericcson”

I hate politicians so much. Spare me the patronizing “I like the things you like” routine, and just tell me your fucking policies. It will make me happy, AND save your puppet-masters the trouble of trying to make you seem as if you have the slightest fucking idea how the American people think or act.

To run a solid campaign for president, each candidate needs to have a series of signs depicting their views. Now while most of them don’t give enough information, Barack’s campaign had the right idea. That is until he fired everybody.

It’s that time again where we have to pick the lesser of two evils. And as the typical, non informed voter, I’m going to make my judgment by who entertains me via this Jib Jab Video. Time for some motherfuckin campaigning. Vote now!

Another episode of Studio 33, created by David Feldman

Yeah, so everyone seems to love Barack Hussein Obama. I’m not too sure why. I guess people like his message. I know he mentions hope alot. Anywho, heres a little something I threw together.

I swear, these people act as if Barack Hussein Obama is literal Jesus Christ. Him and his hope. I hope I get a million dollars. That doesn’t mean I have a plan for shit. Anywho, Studio 33 brings you a video, from the big-eared bagman from Chicago himself, Barack Hussein Obama.