If you don’t know Rick Sanchez is, you’re lucky. This guy sets the bar in douchebaggery. Just take a look at him the way 23/6 does, in a minute. Trust me. It’s all you’ll need.

So Obama rejected federal funding. Fine. He’ll just have to rely on the American public. Anyway here is that speech. Be on the lookout in the subtitles. It’s some really funny shit if you follow politics.

I like my conventions handed down to me nice and consolidated. There’s no time to pay attention to the election. I’ve got random meetings with stock brokers who need tripping. And believe me, that’s priority #1.

Moveon.org came out with an anti-war ad a couple of months back. And of course, it was directed at John McCain. They never cease to amaze me with their holier than thou attitude. But Laurie Kilmartin has better ideas. She took the idea and mocked the shit out of it.