Get your guns playboy. This is not your typical South Park episode, but is equally hilarious. Load the clip and shoot in the air in celebration.

Babycakes is one funny ass individual. He’ll teach you a lot of practical things. For example, if you have a cat that is disloyal, this will help you in the long run.

It’s 2 am, and I don’t know what I’m robbing, but taking a rock to the face was not in my plan.

This short video gave me all the information I need about having kids. Don’t, it might turn out to be like this commercial.

Those Swedes sure do know how to make funny commercials. Learning English with this service in not only imperative, but down right hilarious.

Waterboarding is not torture, despite popular belief. What would you do if you found out the person you were waterboarding was a buddy from high school? I myself would wait until the reunion and bring it up. Hey dude, remember the time I waterboarded you?
WATERBOARDING on FunnyOrDie.com

Once again Hollywood is an open target. I’d much rather be looking for a government project gone astray then have to find some clown in a striped shirt. If Waldo had these resources in real life I would be scared shit less.
Bourne Parody on FunnyOrDie.com

Comedian Nick DiPaolo was a regular on the GREAT short-lived Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. Heres a nice sampling of the great comments you’d get from Nick DiPaolo on a nightly bases in 2003.
Nick DiPaolo on Tough Crowd
 
 

Good compilation of funny accidents. Yet another good reason not to be adventurous unless you enjoy losing brain cells. Oh yeah, feel free to ignore the Creed song.

The number one rule of kegs is to wait at least an hour before tapping it. Clearly this guy didn’t get the message.