Did the Titanic really hit an iceberg and sink?  Not likely. The ship was to blame for faulty infrastructure, and the band had no fucking chance so they jumped overboard first.

Fuck a twelve step program to stop drinking. Theres a five or six step program to drink for free. The only problem is memorizing it due to all the freeloading you are going to participate in.

The ever so classic bat day rant from the kid. If political correctness was off the table, this would be my first option. Hell, it’s not that bad considering the events that brought on his rant. Gimme a louie!

Geraldine Ferraro reviews the recent movie release College Road Trip, which stars Martin Lawerance. Maybe I should be doing some reviews on my own, but the hilarity of others is keeping me busy enough.

Clip critics Chuck and Willis discuss who’s fucking Jennifer Garner. While it should be Ben Affleck, it quickly turns into a free for all including Gary Busey and many more.
F*cking Gary Busey on FunnyOrDie.com

Finally an European is down with our American way of life. We here in America aren’t big soccer fans, seeing how we have much better sports to watch. Now all I need to do is find a pub that Europeans frequent and it’s on.
 
 

While attempting to overcome my insomnia, I came across this nice music video rip off. The original artist remains unknown and their identity has no relevance, seeing how it was the only song I’ve ever heard by them.

I was highly skeptical when I first started watching this video. Turns out, these kids know comedy! So if you keep getting picked on at school, work, and i would assume home because your so weak, watch this video. You’ll be YAYY YAYYY’in in no time. Word.

One of Saturday Night Lives funniest skits. An era before Jimmy Falon, when the grass was greener and the sky was brighter. This particular one has the always classic, Sean Connery. Watch and Learn. And your mothers a whore.
 
 

Celebrity Jeopardy- Williams,Jones,Connery - The most amazing home videos are here
 
 
 

The Whitest Kids You Know once again brings hilarity to the table, but it leaves me with one question. Where were all the cool teachers when I was in high school. Oh yeah, thats right, I wouldn’t know. I spent to much time skipping.