With all the energy drinks out there today, it’s hard to find one that works. But what if you found one that not only works, but it jump starts your development as a man? Wouldn’t you be all about it. Well here it is. Welcome to NrG Phuk.

Justin Long, better known for his work on those apple commercials, is in desperate need of disaster relief funding. He could have called the PC dude, but that would have been to novel a concept. So instead he calls the biggest charity in the world.

Sometimes there’s nothing better than a good old fashioned rant. Whether it be a topic or a fucked up story, rants usually lead to good comedy. Even when the story or topic isn’t funny to the person ranting. Here is Stansson’s first rant. Unforgivable #1.

What exactly do you do with a douche bag? There’s the obvious, but when it’s a person you have to explore every option. However, douche bags aren’t exactly easy to clean. Or so I was told.

Douche Bag Intervention

I have a hard time understanding why celebrities insist on breaking laws. I mean, come on. You have a shit load of money, fame, and women crawling at your feet. Yet they insist on finding ways to break laws. Oh well. Keep up the good work. It’s funny every time.

Theres something about Jon Lajoie that makes me laugh every time. Maybe it’s the crazy premises he comes up with, or the choice of lyrics for his songs. I don’t know, but here is some bootlegs and b-sides that never aired until now.

What better way to keep Americans in submission than fear? I sure as hell don’t know, but would like to find out. Then I could come out of my bomb shelter, where I’ve been hiding for quite some time.

He’s done funny songs, crazy fucked up commercials, and so much more. Which is no surprise that Jon Lajoie would come up with this awesome way of breaking up with his girlfriend.

Office job junkies are always betting on something. Football, baseball, and basketball usually come first. But this office has another idea, and this pool has dire consequences.

Ever had a roommate accuse you of something? How about the wild accusation of a fake beard? It’s a democratic idea. Great in theory but it’ll fuck you in the long term.