Theres something about Jon Lajoie that makes me laugh every time. Maybe it’s the crazy premises he comes up with, or the choice of lyrics for his songs. I don’t know, but here is some bootlegs and b-sides that never aired until now.

What better way to keep Americans in submission than fear? I sure as hell don’t know, but would like to find out. Then I could come out of my bomb shelter, where I’ve been hiding for quite some time.

He’s done funny songs, crazy fucked up commercials, and so much more. Which is no surprise that Jon Lajoie would come up with this awesome way of breaking up with his girlfriend.

Office job junkies are always betting on something. Football, baseball, and basketball usually come first. But this office has another idea, and this pool has dire consequences.

Ever had a roommate accuse you of something? How about the wild accusation of a fake beard? It’s a democratic idea. Great in theory but it’ll fuck you in the long term.

Sometimes ideas sound good in theory, but suck in practice. This definitely falls into that statistic. However, I am glad that people do things like this. It takes it off my work load.

There are many ways to avoid getting a STD. One good way is wearing a condom. Another brilliant way is to not sleep with random street hookers. But as you will see, there are other methods of avoiding them. Psychics.

Bums are an interesting group of people. They smell bad, ask for change, and tell fabricated stories to get your attention. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. So next time you see one, avoid the verbal confrontation.
 

Another great episode of Sharkbaby News. If news was always this entertaining, it might keep me a little more stable. If you’re a news junkie who needs some comic relief, then click the link. Do it now.

Out of all the jobs I’ve ever had, there’s always one person who doesn’t look right. Most of the time it’s obvious, but as you will see here, sometimes it can and will surprise you. Just be careful about what you say though.