Ladies and Gentlemen, Get Your War On! Welcome to a series where the people aren’t exactly the best of informed on the issues. Their “knowledge” does provide good comedy though. Which is what we’re all about.

The presidential election always provides people with material for comedy, but most of it sucks. But not Apocalypse John. He’s a fucking bad ass.

Our country has fixed all of it’s problems, and it’s all because of Barack Obama. But one guy managed to miss all the reforms, and he gets filled in when he comes out of a coma.

With the election just 46 days away, people are starting to pay attention more than ever. So people who need to learn the facts, look no further. Sarah Silverman has you covered.

If you don’t know Rick Sanchez is, you’re lucky. This guy sets the bar in douchebaggery. Just take a look at him the way 23/6 does, in a minute. Trust me. It’s all you’ll need.

Thank god for politicians. Especially Sarah Palin. She tells the truth and provides the right amount of bias that I crave. Thanks Nuclear Palm for making my conservative aspirations come true.

The media speculation of Sarah Palin has brought some stupid, meaningless stories. One is her daughter being pregnant. But no one has asked what her boyfriend has to say about it. This is his side.

So Obama rejected federal funding. Fine. He’ll just have to rely on the American public. Anyway here is that speech. Be on the lookout in the subtitles. It’s some really funny shit if you follow politics.

I like my conventions handed down to me nice and consolidated. There’s no time to pay attention to the election. I’ve got random meetings with stock brokers who need tripping. And believe me, that’s priority #1.

There’s not much known about Sarah Palin. She’s the governor of Alaska, conservative, and that’s about it. Well if you really want to know her better, listen to the nice little tune she came up with.