I feel a bit bad for this, but come on. What am I suppose to do, ignore reality to spare some feelings? Highly unlikely. So here ya go.

I would really like to know exactly what the fuck these people where doing. Nevertheless, there hilarious.

Yeah, so everyone seems to love Barack Hussein Obama. I’m not too sure why. I guess people like his message. I know he mentions hope alot. Anywho, heres a little something I threw together.

By now most of you know that nothing is off the table, and when I first saw the candidates for McCain’s vice president spot, well you already know by now.

Yup. I know IM proud. If John Kerry’s frail, northeastern ass would have gotten into office, this joke would not have been possible. Thanks Ohio!

Tommy Toughguy overhere striking a pose. Well I guess when your surrounded by that crowd of winners, its tough to stand out. Stay tuned for more cynical, offensive, and mean spirit comedy, proudly forced on you by Sketchy Premise.
 

Ah yes, the greasy professor. Seems like just yesterday one of these deviants was trying to tell me how to live my life. Then again, they are professors. There career advice is about as helpful as syphilis.
 

Another in the not-popular-at-all series, Your Embarrassing. This funny picture contains two victims of google, who should think twice about posting their pictures online. Enjoy, or dont.
 

This is the first in a however-the-hell-long-I-feel-like-making-it series
entitled "Your Embarrassing." It should give you atleast a chuckle.
If not, too bad. We like it, and thats all the matters.