Its 7:30 Sunday morning and I’m suffering from the effects of a coffee overdose.  About an hour ago I drank twelve cups of black South American speed.  I think I’m up to piss number eight and I feel the ninth coming on.  The Great Cornholio is a geriatric compared to me right now.
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    Poetry readings normally carry the stigma of stuffy rooms filled with turtlenecks, thick smoke, and wines you can’t pronounce; well this one had all those except it had pretty damn good poetry.  Poems of smelling a girls shampoo while pounding her from behind, five year old pool sharks being hoisted through bars by Mexican […]

    I often find myself like most writers chuckling hard under breath to even the other extreme, “pissing your pants gut rip” laughter at inopportune times and places.  This seems to cause confusion and scorn by those who are taking themselves and the situation way too seriously.  The most recent occurrence unfortunately happened at the […]

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