Rarely do you come across a NEW George Washington joke. Or a ‘quarter’ joke for that matter. Nevertheless, Cyanide & Happiness combine the two. Great Fun. High five.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Another brilliant, albeit very short, comic from your favorite random-ass joke-havin comic strip, Cyanide and Happiness.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

If only we could discuss issues like this on that maturity level. Funny thing is that would be a step up. Anyway, I love a random and non-fitting Your Mom joke, so here ya go.

Oldsters love to tell you how it was in their day. So do I if I’ve had enough to drink and don’t like the way your acting. This also could be a good defense if robbed. You try it first, and let me know how it works out.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I’ve always though those people that name their kids something stupid or "original" are either sadistic or impressively stupid. You don’t think your daughter, ImAHog, is going to have a problem with that name, Mr. & Mrs. Jackass.

Jesus, that is terrible. And flippin hilarious. I personal don’t suggest this level of honesty, but hey, to each there crazy, crazy own.

Ha. Randomness is awesome. Here is a perfect example of funny randomness, brought to you by Slums of my Mind.

Author: John Testa

Hey look, its the middle east! Nah but seriously, one of those ‘funny cause its true’ moments. Though I hate using that beaten to death phrase, almost as beaten to death as this nonbeliever, that is my friends, exactly what it is.

Author: John Testa

Racism still exists. And Jesse HiJackson & Al Not-So-Sharpton are not the only victims. Innocent black and white comics are getting discriminated against. The threat is as real as either of the aforementioned jackasses cry’s of racism are real.

Author: John Testa

I like the comics that don’t pretend like there not comics. These bastards know they are comics, and now they know there is a comic murdered out there. Maybe they’ll be more careful next time. Or get Dick Cheney’d in the face.

Author: John Testa