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Basic Instructions - How To Reveal the Killer’s Identity

Geoff Jimminey — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:51:25 +0000

Finding a murderer is no easy task. They usually will do anything not to get caught. It drives law enforcement insane, but they need to be on their toes anyway. For those who may not know where to start, let Basic Instructions give you a couple pointers.

Basic Instructions - How To Defeat a Lie Detector

Geoff Jimminey — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:42:49 +0000

It’s official. Basic Instructions is in the top five when it comes to comic strips. At least in my mind. Anyway here is a new one that explains how to beat a lie detector

Basic Instructions - How To Mind Your Manners

Geoff Jimminey — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:13:27 +0000

How to mind manners is some advice that I need, but won’t take. It’s easier to be a lewd prick. That’s the cycle of life I live. But if you feel compelled to learn up on manners, this comic will teach you long time.

Toothpaste For Dinner - Energy Crisis Solved

Geoff Jimminey — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:51:29 +0000

There’s a lot of speculation when it comes to the energy crisis. Do we drill more? Should we use wind power? It’s all a pain in the ass. Why can’t we see that the answer lies in something completely different?

Basic Instructions - How To Fake A Smile

Geoff Jimminey — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:52:18 +0000

Here’s a new comic that we just found called Basic Instructions. It’s pretty much self explanatory. All you gotta do is follow the instructions, and then you’re life will become everything you thought it’d be.

XKCD - X Girls Y Cups

Geoff Jimminey — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:16:08 +0000

Yes the video is disgusting, but the reaction videos are hilarious. It’s cause everyone had an equal reaction. If you sat in front of that with no expression, consult a therapist. Anyway I’m getting off point. Enjoy the comic.

XKCD - IPoD

Geoff Jimminey — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:45:12 +0000

No, it’s not the trendy iPod we’re talking about here. It has something do to with an internet connection. Nonetheless, enjoy this humorous comic. Brought to you by the funny minds at XKCD.

Toothpaste For Dinner - Babydentures

Geoff Jimminey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:13:33 +0000

Having a kid means putting forth a lot more responsibility. However, in some cases, there are aspects of them growing up that are out of our control. Kids teething used to be one, but no more.

XKCD - Freemanic Paracusia

Geoff Jimminey — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:57:20 +0000

Good old XKCD is pretty funny at times. Well I’ll let you be the judge of that. Enjoy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Best/Worst Case

Nick Maranzano — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:41:26 +0000

Ah, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is great. I knew there latest comic would be hilarious. And who knew? I was right. Check it out.

Toothpaste For Dinner - The Philosopher’s Paradox

Geoff Jimminey — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:24:35 +0000

I don’t know how many times I’ve asked the question. What’s your major? What do you want to do with your degree? Everyone seems to have a plan laid out, and I applaud their motive. But lets face it. Sometimes it doesn’t always work out.

XKCD - Words that End in GRY

Nick Maranzano — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:05:49 +0000

XKCD is a comic I found kinda recently. I’m sure glad that I have stumble, because I’m pretty sure I stumble across this. Either way, this is one funny flippin web comic. Stay tuned for more of ‘em. (Speaking of Stumbling, don’t forget to stumble posts you like)

Toothpaste for Dinner - Messed Up

Nick Maranzano — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:49:59 +0000

Toothpaste for Dinner has some really, really funny comics. Heres one of them. If your offended, waa waa. And lighten up.

toothpastefordinner.com

Black Eye

Pop Goes the Rocket — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:09:02 +0000

Well, here I am again. Hope you like it. Cheers. Contact me damnit!

Give Me Your Purse!

Pop Goes the Rocket — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:38:28 +0000

A very common mistake. Hope you like it. Cheers! Don’t forget to contact me with awesome fan mail!

SMBC - Dating

Nick Maranzano — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:08:24 +0000

You should always take dating advice from comic strips. Especially this one. Another great comic from the always hilarious, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

SMBC - Middle School

Nick Maranzano — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:03:30 +0000

Heres another great "wtf" comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. There name is to damn long, so in the titles I will be referring to it as SMBC. For the aforementioned reason of, to damn long.

I Drink Your Milkshake!

Pop Goes the Rocket — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:39:53 +0000

Obscure reference to the end of "There Will be Blood". Hope you like it. Cheers.