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The British Bastard - who has written 353 posts on Sketchy Premise (It’s a Comedy Site).

I got this water bottle with five different types of alcohol and three cigarettes that I like to watch hobos squab over.

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23/6 - Get Your War On: The Debate

Posted on 12 October 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, Get Your War On! Welcome to a series where the people aren’t exactly the best of informed on the issues. Their “knowledge” does provide good comedy though. Which is what we’re all about.

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Rory Scovel - Meth Addicts

Posted on 12 October 2008

People will tell you that meth is a hell of a drug. But funny man Rory Scovel doesn’t get down with it. In fact, his approach to meth is a good philosophy to have. Don’t do it.

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Jon Lajoie - Bootlegs and B-Sides

Posted on 12 October 2008

Theres something about Jon Lajoie that makes me laugh every time. Maybe it’s the crazy premises he comes up with, or the choice of lyrics for his songs. I don’t know, but here is some bootlegs and b-sides that never aired until now.

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Louis C.K. - Suck a Bag of Dicks

Posted on 08 October 2008

Funny man Louis C.K. explains why he was told to suck a bag of dicks. It could happen to anyone, but only people of Louis C.K.’s caliber are able to make a demeaning insult into funny satire.

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The Midnight Show - Apocalypse John

Posted on 08 October 2008

The presidential election always provides people with material for comedy, but most of it sucks. But not Apocalypse John. He’s a fucking bad ass.

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Basic Instructions - How To Defeat a Lie Detector

Posted on 30 September 2008

It’s official. Basic Instructions is in the top five when it comes to comic strips. At least in my mind. Anyway here is a new one that explains how to beat a lie detector

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Evan Susser - Brave New Obamaian World

Posted on 30 September 2008

Our country has fixed all of it’s problems, and it’s all because of Barack Obama. But one guy managed to miss all the reforms, and he gets filled in when he comes out of a coma.

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Brian Regan - Reading the News

Posted on 30 September 2008

Comedian Brian Regan gives his two cents about reading the newspaper. I must say that I kinda agree with his argument here. But then again I don’t read newspapers.

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Rough Sketch - FEAR INC.

Posted on 30 September 2008

What better way to keep Americans in submission than fear? I sure as hell don’t know, but would like to find out. Then I could come out of my bomb shelter, where I’ve been hiding for quite some time.

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Jon Lajoie - The Bastard Breaks Up Again

Posted on 25 September 2008

He’s done funny songs, crazy fucked up commercials, and so much more. Which is no surprise that Jon Lajoie would come up with this awesome way of breaking up with his girlfriend.

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