We all know Obama is capable of fixing things. He’s fixed the economy, health care, and the enviroment. Hell he’s even won the Nobel Peace Prize for his speeches alone. Ha. Yall thought I was an Obama supporter. But seriously folks this man can and will fix the wildfires in California. Seriously, he can fucking […]

As a heckler, I enjoy making fun of people. But there are some people you don’t heckle. Joe Rogan falls into this catagory for sure. Which is why I’ll never do it, but this dumbass UFC fan does. He was probably pissed, and thats fair. This dude doesn’t know Joe does comedy cause he’s to […]

So as you twenty people who view our site can tell, we have been slacking off over here at Sketchy Premise. Personally I’ve been busy shunning people for ideals different than mine. That in itself is a full time gig, but we’re back. And the assault of comedy is forthcoming. So check back often for […]

One of Sean Rouse’s clips from the Insomniac Tour. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, and chances are it’s been way longer than that for you. Anyhoo check out Sean’s positions on various topics. It’s good shit I swear.

With all the energy drinks out there today, it’s hard to find one that works. But what if you found one that not only works, but it jump starts your development as a man? Wouldn’t you be all about it. Well here it is. Welcome to NrG Phuk.

Finding a murderer is no easy task. They usually will do anything not to get caught. It drives law enforcement insane, but they need to be on their toes anyway. For those who may not know where to start, let Basic Instructions give you a couple pointers.

Artie has been in the comedy scene for a long time, and has managed to piss most people off. He knows this shit, and he doesn’t give a fuck. Still unsure? Watch as he berates the late Heath Ledger.

Justin Long, better known for his work on those apple commercials, is in desperate need of disaster relief funding. He could have called the PC dude, but that would have been to novel a concept. So instead he calls the biggest charity in the world.

Bush is gone, but his retarded legacy will forever carry on in my mind. Now I have a message for Barack. Hey Barack, be stupid. I’ve enjoyed the last eight years and I don’t need seriousness to fuck it up.

As most of you already know, we like our stand up fucked up and raw. It’s what we thrive on. And after spending vast amounts of time looking for someone new, we found it. Excuse the Fight Club reference, but his name is Anthony Jeselnik.