One of Sean Rouse’s clips from the Insomniac Tour. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, and chances are it’s been way longer than that for you. Anyhoo check out Sean’s positions on various topics. It’s good shit I swear.

With all the energy drinks out there today, it’s hard to find one that works. But what if you found one that not only works, but it jump starts your development as a man? Wouldn’t you be all about it. Well here it is. Welcome to NrG Phuk.

Finding a murderer is no easy task. They usually will do anything not to get caught. It drives law enforcement insane, but they need to be on their toes anyway. For those who may not know where to start, let Basic Instructions give you a couple pointers.

Artie has been in the comedy scene for a long time, and has managed to piss most people off. He knows this shit, and he doesn’t give a fuck. Still unsure? Watch as he berates the late Heath Ledger.

Justin Long, better known for his work on those apple commercials, is in desperate need of disaster relief funding. He could have called the PC dude, but that would have been to novel a concept. So instead he calls the biggest charity in the world.

Bush is gone, but his retarded legacy will forever carry on in my mind. Now I have a message for Barack. Hey Barack, be stupid. I’ve enjoyed the last eight years and I don’t need seriousness to fuck it up.

As most of you already know, we like our stand up fucked up and raw. It’s what we thrive on. And after spending vast amounts of time looking for someone new, we found it. Excuse the Fight Club reference, but his name is Anthony Jeselnik.

Sometimes there’s nothing better than a good old fashioned rant. Whether it be a topic or a fucked up story, rants usually lead to good comedy. Even when the story or topic isn’t funny to the person ranting. Here is Stansson’s first rant. Unforgivable #1.

Should the government stop dumping money into a giant hole? Personally I don’t think so, but some people disagree. Meh, our opinion here at Sketchy Premise has no relevance. Let the pundits from The Onion form your opinion.

Another episode of Studio 33, created by David Feldman.