The media speculation of Sarah Palin has brought some stupid, meaningless stories. One is her daughter being pregnant. But no one has asked what her boyfriend has to say about it. This is his side.

There are many ways to avoid getting a STD. One good way is wearing a condom. Another brilliant way is to not sleep with random street hookers. But as you will see, there are other methods of avoiding them. Psychics.

We support real comedy, and real comedians, in all of their forms. So, we are happy to announce that Mike DeStefano has had his entry picked to be a finalist in this year’s New York Television Festival.
The New York Television Festival was founded in 2005 as a platform for artists to present their TV-format work, […]

Bums are an interesting group of people. They smell bad, ask for change, and tell fabricated stories to get your attention. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. So next time you see one, avoid the verbal confrontation.
 

So Obama rejected federal funding. Fine. He’ll just have to rely on the American public. Anyway here is that speech. Be on the lookout in the subtitles. It’s some really funny shit if you follow politics.

There’s a lot of speculation when it comes to the energy crisis. Do we drill more? Should we use wind power? It’s all a pain in the ass. Why can’t we see that the answer lies in something completely different?

Jeffrey Ross is a great roaster. He can make fun of anyone about anything at anytime. This is proven by his recent stand up special. In this clip, Jeff berates a couple of audience members. It’s what he does best.

Another great episode of Sharkbaby News. If news was always this entertaining, it might keep me a little more stable. If you’re a news junkie who needs some comic relief, then click the link. Do it now.

Out of all the jobs I’ve ever had, there’s always one person who doesn’t look right. Most of the time it’s obvious, but as you will see here, sometimes it can and will surprise you. Just be careful about what you say though.

There are a lot of people in America today. That’s why each week, The Panda Page breaks down the anonymity of our great country for newborns and immigrants with a series called, A Field Guide to the People of America.