Ever had a roommate accuse you of something? How about the wild accusation of a fake beard? It’s a democratic idea. Great in theory but it’ll fuck you in the long term.

Another episode of Studio 33, created by David Feldman.

Sometimes ideas sound good in theory, but suck in practice. This definitely falls into that statistic. However, I am glad that people do things like this. It takes it off my work load.

Thank god for politicians. Especially Sarah Palin. She tells the truth and provides the right amount of bias that I crave. Thanks Nuclear Palm for making my conservative aspirations come true.

Last night I mixed alcoholism with solicitation and met a lot of whores. Didn’t think they’d hop on the bandwagon that quick. Then again, I was using the business model from this clip of Chappelle.

I’m not sure if yall are aware or not, but Sketchy Premise HQ is located in, normally sunny, Houston Texas. It’s a great place to live, and we are very fond of Texas. But, this also means we just got hit by Hurricane Ike.

We are proud to announce our first live show! It’s going to be in Houston Texas @ The Continental Club on October 7th at 9pm. We’re bringing you the funniest Houston comics (all of which are soon to be Featured Artists) in what is just the first of many live shows. The line-up is (not […]

There are a lot of people in America today. That’s why each week, The Panda Page breaks down the anonymity of our great country for newborns and immigrants with a series called, A Field Guide to the People of America.

Last week, we examined the Waiter. But this week, we meet Gothic Teenagers (Nonus Conformistus).

How to mind manners is some advice that I need, but won’t take. It’s easier to be a lewd prick. That’s the cycle of life I live. But if you feel compelled to learn up on manners, this comic will teach you long time.

This is a perfect example of why you need to leave your beliefs at the door when going to a comedy show. No one cares about what you think. Everyone comes to laugh, not get upset over stereotypes.