I feel a bit bad for this, but come on. What am I suppose to do, ignore reality to spare some feelings? Highly unlikely. So here ya go.

I would really like to know exactly what the fuck these people where doing. Nevertheless, there hilarious.

Well, citizens, it appears that our Presidential Nominees have finally chosen their running mates.   May I suggest we take a brief pause and think about this for a second, or two.  Now may I suggest that the old cliché “you don’t know what ya’ got till it’s gone” actually has more meaning than we ever […]

I have been a fan of The Venture Brothers cartoon series on Adult Swim since its premiere in February of 2003.  The show went well with the original theme of Adult Swim, Hanna Barbara remakes, by playing off the Jonny Quest vibe. Even during the lengthy break the show took between initial seasons, I hoped […]

   After eating two pounds of stale Halloween candy I found under the backseat of my friend’s ’93 Geo Tracker I fell into a “little mini-coma,” as the kind doc at the free clinic put it. During those seventy-eight hours of sleepy sleepy fun-time, I met my power animal, conversed with Bill Hicks, and went […]

Editor’s Note: We realize that ‘My Super Sweet 16: Exhiled’ is not a comedy in anyway. Regardless, Steve felt he had to say something about it. So why not. So here is a review for that mind-numbingly retarded show. If nothing else, laugh at these fucking people and their ridiculous behavior.
I’ve been duped. I’ve been […]

Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black are set to make their return to Comedy Central as a team. The cable comedy network has picked up a sketch-comedy pilot written by the pair entitled “Michael and Michael Have Issues.”

There are a lot of people in America today. That’s why each week, The Panda Page breaks down the anonymity of our great country for newborns and immigrants with a series called, A Field Guide to the People of America.
Last week, we examined the PETA. But this week, we meet the Bill O’Reilly (No-Spinus […]

There are a lot of people in America today. That’s why each week, The Panda Page breaks down the anonymity of our great country for newborns and immigrants with a series called, A Field Guide to the People of America.
Last week, we examined the Steven Spielberg. But this week, we meet People for the […]

There are a lot of people in America today. That’s why each week, The Panda Page breaks down the anonymity of our great country for newborns and immigrants with a new series called, A Field Guide to the People of America.
Last week, we examined Italians. But this week, we meet Steven Spielberg (Movieus Turdus).
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