Forget the steroid scandal, Roger Clemens is going to play baseball until he dies. That is unless some prick tries to tell him otherwise.
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Aries Spears of Mad TV talks about the current state of hip hop. It’s for kids, and I couldn’t agree more. All it takes is repeating three words for sixteen bars, and before you know it, your famous for a month.

Finally, those damn Brits are good for something besides a "before" shot at a dentist’s office. Comedian Jimmy Carr talks about his random thoughts. Don’t worry, there not ALL about tea.
 
 

Comedian Jimmy Carr is more of a smart persons comedian. So your friends probably wont like him. Regardless, he is one hilarious englishmen, so enjoy.
 
 

Ladies and Gentlemen, get out your fucking checkbook! Buy a car from Bobby Hacker via Fun Town Auto. He will finance pretty much anybody, regardless of credit. So get out the fucking checkbook!
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A couple decides they want to adopt, so they adopt what they think is a four year old boy. But when Matumbo Goldberg shows up, it’s not what they expected.
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What do you do when you can’t smoke the reefer? Funny man Nick Thune has the solution for you. Make a timeline of your friends activities while their blazed. Funny results guaranteed.
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Adam Sandler’s movies are classics. In fact, I still recite lines from them at times. But in this case, Sandler talks about not tipping a cab driver for killing a dog, and reflects on how he would change things in his life.

Jeffrey Ross had to be excited about this particular roast. I mean, roasting Captain Kirk, come on. Even people with no sense of humor can make fun of William Shattner. Regardless, Ross brings hilarity to the table as always.

Funny man Jeffrey Ross is well known for his roasting skills. In this montage, Ross rips Pam Anderson a new one by making fun of her association with PETA. Please by patient, and by patient I mean enjoy the eye candy before the hilarity.