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10 Favorite Past Time of Emo Kids

Posted on 18 July 2008

10. Wishing everyone took them seriously.
9. Being sad about how other people arent as sad as they are sad.
8. Acting deep.
7. Being picked on by every other music genre, including polka &
     pan-flute players.
6. Looking like transvestites.
5. Talking about how various people ‘dont get it.’
4. Thinking their original.
3. Thinking about suicide.
2. Having strangers tell them they should consider suicide.
1. Sharpening knives they don’t cut themselves with.

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This post was written by:

Nick Maranzano - who has written 192 posts on Sketchy Premise (It’s a Comedy Site).

I have a PHD in Intolerance and Bigotry, with a minor in Hate Crimes. Oddly enough, achieved at Berkley. Go Figure.

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2 Comments For This Post

  1. Aluwishes says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    I’m thinking about keeping a couple of Emos in my trunk just in case my car breaks down. I can use their facial peircing to hook up my tow straps. Hell, hang a tube of mascara up like a carrott and they can drag the car to shop.

  2. Royal says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    lol at the pic…kis seriously needs to stop wearing make up..he looks like Rosie Odonnel: The Breakdown!lol

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