1 1/2 MEXICANS is made up of two tall dark and handsome gentlemen, Danny and George. Okay so we’re more like short, rashy, stubby thirty-somethings, but sexy none-the-less. George grew up with a deep passion for the funnies and an uncontrollable desire to sell hammocks. His travels (evading “la migra”) would lead him to Houston, where blending in is easier than getting two monkeys to agree to a threesome and we all know that’s pretty damn easy. Later he would team up with Danny, a native Del-Rioian, a half-mexican, half-gringo who loved his mother’s tamales, but demanded they be filled with Tyson’s Skinless Chicken Breasts. His self-loathing is a sight to be admired.